Wanna be rich?
By mrdprince, 7th Mar 2010 | Follow this author
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Sometimes you just have to look at things from a different perspective.
How to be poor.
Have you ever awaken and found yourself wanting to be a poor man or woman. I am sure we have all done this before. What an exhilarating experience it would be for all of us. Don’t you get chills up and down your spine just thinking about it? Yes I know it may never happen to you. But, we can all dream.
So, just how do we become one of the poor people in this great country we call America? If we put our minds to this problem we will find no difficulty in reaching our goal. The following steps will make this task a very simple one to do. We will soon be on our way to becoming one of the blessed many.
I would suggest first that you never change from your dead end job. That is correct. Work as hard as you can, put in overtime, and gold that extra mile continue to wait for the pot of gold that never seems to appear.
Never, and I mean never, change the environment that you currently live in. Never try to change your surroundings in any way. Keep the same old friends who unlike yourself have no dreams of ever reaching higher. Always remain complacent.
As for your dreams, forgets about them. And do not try to understand your dreams and how old they might apply in real life. And never take time to ascertain the possibilities. Your dreams while never come true so why even try? Believe me when I say you would not be able to handle success.
Always, and again I say I always, Lewis and to those people who tell you, you cannot succeed. They know what they are talking about. Always let outsiders run your life.
If getting ahead would mean leaving your comfort zone, then forgets about that. Remember, if it involves a material reward, you are out of your league.
Do not waste your money on improving your appearance. Good personal grooming habits are not what people want. People appreciate a slovenly kept person. Forget the haircut, forget the nice clothes, and a forget the dentures.
Cooperation among the your peers is a thing of the past. Never believed in the common good. It is just a fantasy. Refuse at all times to work with others.
As for the golden rule, just forget it ever existed.
Always try to be a selfish person. Only your ideas and views have any meaning or importance. And none of your compadres are more valuable than you.
Let us say that someday you would be lucky to find fame and fortune in your life. Am I suggestion would be to take all your money and spend, spend, spend. Enjoy while you can. If not, I guarantee someone will try to take it away from you. If that should happen, do not fear. You made it once, you can do it and again.
These are very simple steps to follow and they will lead you to a much poorer life. All you need to do is apply a little effort. Remember, I said little effort. Incorporate these steps into your everyday life and very soon you will be at the bottom of the economic ladder. Enjoy.

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